—— Banana Guacamole? —— Yeah!

Hell yeah, baby!

So the story goes that a friend held a guac-off (click here if you’re confused), and someone did something cray cray.  No avocados.  The people revolted.  They said it was a dip, not a guac.

Personally, I think it’s a great idea.  So long as you keep all the other standard guacamole ingredients the same, the texture and flavors of this franken-guac match expectations.

One thing to note, though, is that this guac doesn’t last.  If you thought avocados brown quickly, wait until you see mashed bananas.  You can slow down the process by starting off with cold bananas, but you’ll only get a half hour before there’s a noticeable amount of brown.  Now you know.


Ingredients:

4 medium-ripe bananas

1 half of a medium-sized tomato

1 half of a jalapeño

1 eighth of a medium-sized onion

1 clove garlic

1 sprig cilantro

The juice from half a lime

Olive Oil

Salt & pepper


Procedure:

1 Banana Guacamole ingredients

This is a photo of fruits and vegetables.


2 Banana Guacamole ingredients cut

Dice the onions and tomatoes.  Mince the japeleños and garlic.  Chop the cilantro.

I usually use the juice from half a lime, but sometime I go wild and use the whole thing.


3 Banana Guacamole bananas 4 Banana Guacamole bananas peeled

I like to use medium-ripe bananas– not too hard not to soft.  They mix better that way.  (Only three bananas are pictured, but i used four and I think you should do the same.)


5 Banana Guacamole bananas cut

Dice the bananas.  Watch your fingers, son.  Them things are slippery.


6 Banana Guacamole bananas mashed

Mash them and mix them roughly using a spoon.  I like to leave sizable chunks, otherwise it has the texture of baby food.


7 Banana Guacamole ingredients together

Combine the bananas with the chopped veggies, add 2 tablespoons of olive oil, salt and pepper to taste and the lime juice.


8 Banana Guacamole ingredients mixed

Mix it all up!


9 Banana Guacamole served

Eat it up, man!  And do it quick.  The quicker you get at it, the fresher it will look.  If it starts to brown, it still tastes just as good.  Seriously.  It’s a mental game.


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